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Sin is coming Prepare to Swoon Torn from her native New York City and dumped in the land of cookie cutter preps Candice is resigned to accept her posh dull fate Nothing ever happens in Swoon Connecticutuntil Dice's perfect privileged cousin Penelope nearly dies in a fall from an old tre. 1 starWhen Twilight was released there was a rise in YA paranormal romance It was already there but Twilight jumpstarted the surge of paranormal romance Post Twilight brought many new authors into the fray of writing stories of the main character meeting the paranormal hottie Whether they be vampires werewolves or any other type of paranormal creature many readers were enthralled by itBut of course there are the ones that are done bad that makes us uestion what the author was trying to write Two perfect examples are Fallen by Lauren Kate and Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick Both books had the same recipe for creating a YA paranormal romance But what I ve noticed is that most people didn t like how Daniel was mean to Lucinda or how Patch was a creepy stalker to Nora When I see authors writing these types of characters or love interests it makes me wonder why they would give them such a bad first impression Daniel and Patch sound hot but I wouldn t exactly be falling head over heels in love with them if they re being mean or creepy Though I can see the appeal for them There s no shame in loving these books if they re your favoriteThen came Swoon and I still can t get my head wrapped around it I think Swoon is a perfect example of how NOT to write a paranormal romance I m wondering how this book got published in the first placeSwoon is bad insert every synonym for bad There is no saving grace of this book I tried to give it a chance and I was left with a crappy book Swoon makes Fallen and Hush Hush look like masterpieces while Swoon is a pile of crap left in the garbage Swoon tells the story of Candice Dice Moskow who was plucked from New York and dumped in the Connecticut town of Swoon Yes that is the town name One day her cousin Pen climbs up a tree because she s stupid and falls from it Unbeknownst to them the spirit of a man Sinclair Youngblood Powers who was falsely accused of murdering his pregnant girlfriend from the 1700s was resting there and when Pen fell he saw the opportunity to possess her and swears to take revenge on the descendants of those who murdered him So now Dice has to stop him from causing harm to the people of Swoon The only problem is she s in love with himThis does sound like your stereotypical YA paranormal romance from the late 2000s While the plot may not sound too good it did have the opportunity to be at least a mediocre book that has lukewarm reception In actuality Swoon is badly written has bad characters has a bad plot and has a bad love interest My 1 star rating is not a joke This book was just bad in generalSwoon was trying way too hard to become like Twilight that it s laughably bad There is no saving grace for this book None whatsoeverLet s get on with the negatives And there is a lotCharactersThe characters are lifeless dull and stupid Not one of them is likable and are about as interesting as a plain houseplant Actually that would be an insult to plants Dice is just another boring protagonist who is in love with Sin despite not knowing him and is a threat to everyone in Swoon but she still wants to jump on that dick because he s hotSpeaking of Sin he is a pathetic excuse of a love interest He doesn t have a personality other than seeking revenge on the descendants of those who murdered him which is stupid considering the descendants are NOT their ancestors He s described as hot and every girl wants a piece of him because he s hot Did I mention he s hot because that s all there is to him Plus I don t buy the fact that everything was handed to him on a silver platter when he gets his own body A boy from the 1700s cannot adjust to the 21st century in a matter of days His arc was nonexistent These two characters have no life in them There s also that the characters go by a monosyllable nickname Candice is Dice and Sinclair is Sin Which is completely unnecessary The idea of a monosyllable nickname is not a bad thing overall But every character in this story has that nickname and it just feels redundant The writingThe inner monologue of Dice is strange There are teens out there who have a wide vocabulary and use those words on occasion More than likely you ve met one Dice on the other hand is not one of them She is a character that belongs in the 1800s Her use of words and vocabulary made her sound like she grew up in the 1800s instead of the 21st century There were moments when I had to go back and re read sentences just so I could understand what had happened It couldn t have hurt for Malkin to use regular words instead of words that made her 17 year old character sound like a woman in her 30s from the 1800sThe romanceAs mentioned earlier Swoon was trying too hard to be like Twilight and other YA novels with a mysterious bad boy love interest Except Sin is not a bad boy He is just a bad character And for some reason Dice is in love with him because he s hot Give me a fucking breakThis also brings another problem with the romance and that is the instalove Yes this is an instalove book I ll admit there are a lot of hot guys out there and if I think they re hot I think they re hot However that does not mean I will also love them at first sight They could be a dick and when I find out they are like that any attraction I felt goes down the drain and I move onDice on the other hand completely ignores all logic and cognitive thinking and falls in love with Sin at first sight Here s where I get angry at Dice for being a complete idiot in love Sin wants to take revenge on the town of Swoon At a party for the elderly he starts a fire at the banuet they are at and kills two people He was seen laughing And what does Dice do Forgets that ever happens and is still in love with him This made me angry at her Dice he killed two people and laughed at their deaths That is a massive red flag for you to get rid of him and fall in love with a regular guy But no she is still in love with him She wants to jump on that golem dick because it s the only thing that gives her life any meaning Sin is not a bad boy character trope He s a bad person Nothing about him is redeemableThe plotYou re not missing out on anything by skipping this book There are a lot of better YA paranormal novels out there Yes even Fallen and Hush Hush are better than this And that s saying a lot considering not many people like those two Dice falls in love with Sin that goes on for a good chunk of the story and that s it Nothing nothing less Just a boring derivative and a waste of timePositives There s none Verdict Swoon tried to hard to be like Twilight How this was even published and seen the light of day I ll never know This was just a bad book Would not recommendThanks for reading my review Cesar Grenada preps Candice is resigned to accept her Escalas posh dull fate Nothing ever happens in Swoon Connecticutuntil Dice's Mindhunter perfect The Genius of Desire privileged cousin Penelope nearly dies in a fall from an old tre. 1 starWhen Twilight was released there was a rise in YA General Orders, Rhode Island paranormal romance It was already there but Twilight jumpstarted the surge of The Dude Ranch paranormal romance Post Twilight brought many new authors into the fray of writing stories of the main character meeting the No, No, No, No, No, No, No, Yes paranormal hottie Whether they be vampires werewolves or any other type of Color My Heart (Red-Hot Summer, paranormal creature many readers were enthralled by itBut of course there are the ones that are done bad that makes us uestion what the author was trying to write Two Fructele maniei vol 1 perfect examples are Fallen by Lauren Kate and Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick Both books had the same recipe for creating a YA Road Cash paranormal romance But what I ve noticed is that most This Kind of War people didn t like how Daniel was mean to Lucinda or how Patch was a creepy stalker to Nora When I see authors writing these types of characters or love interests it makes me wonder why they would give them such a bad first impression Daniel and Patch sound hot but I wouldn t exactly be falling head over heels in love with them if they re being mean or creepy Though I can see the appeal for them There s no shame in loving these books if they re your favoriteThen came Swoon and I still can t get my head wrapped around it I think Swoon is a Auréoles perfect example of how NOT to write a Beyond the Body Farm paranormal romance I m wondering how this book got Outies (Moties published in the first Chainmail placeSwoon is bad insert every synonym for bad There is no saving grace of this book I tried to give it a chance and I was left with a crappy book Swoon makes Fallen and Hush Hush look like masterpieces while Swoon is a RESTful API Design pile of crap left in the garbage Swoon tells the story of Candice Dice Moskow who was The king of fighters Zillion. 9 plucked from New York and dumped in the Connecticut town of Swoon Yes that is the town name One day her cousin Pen climbs up a tree because she s stupid and falls from it Unbeknownst to them the spirit of a man Sinclair Youngblood Powers who was falsely accused of murdering his This World We Live In (Last Survivors, pregnant girlfriend from the 1700s was resting there and when Pen fell he saw the opportunity to Dread Night possess her and swears to take revenge on the descendants of those who murdered him So now Dice has to stop him from causing harm to the Baryshnikov in Russia people of Swoon The only Como Ser Encantadora (Para Alumna) problem is she s in love with himThis does sound like your stereotypical YA Sostiene Pereira paranormal romance from the late 2000s While the Middle England plot may not sound too good it did have the opportunity to be at least a mediocre book that has lukewarm reception In actuality Swoon is badly written has bad characters has a bad Sostiene Pereira plot and has a bad love interest My 1 star rating is not a joke This book was just bad in generalSwoon was trying way too hard to become like Twilight that it s laughably bad There is no saving grace for this book None whatsoeverLet s get on with the negatives And there is a lotCharactersThe characters are lifeless dull and stupid Not one of them is likable and are about as interesting as a Pereira Maintains plain houseplant Actually that would be an insult to SQL plants Dice is just another boring Refactoring protagonist who is in love with Sin despite not knowing him and is a threat to everyone in Swoon but she still wants to jump on that dick because he s hotSpeaking of Sin he is a SaGa Frontier 2 Official Strategy Guide pathetic excuse of a love interest He doesn t have a Amrita personality other than seeking revenge on the descendants of those who murdered him which is stupid considering the descendants are NOT their ancestors He s described as hot and every girl wants a Shibari, L'atelier de cordes piece of him because he s hot Did I mention he s hot because that s all there is to him Plus I don t buy the fact that everything was handed to him on a silver Human Reproductive Biology platter when he gets his own body A boy from the 1700s cannot adjust to the 21st century in a matter of days His arc was nonexistent These two characters have no life in them There s also that the characters go by a monosyllable nickname Candice is Dice and Sinclair is Sin Which is completely unnecessary The idea of a monosyllable nickname is not a bad thing overall But every character in this story has that nickname and it just feels redundant The writingThe inner monologue of Dice is strange There are teens out there who have a wide vocabulary and use those words on occasion More than likely you ve met one Dice on the other hand is not one of them She is a character that belongs in the 1800s Her use of words and vocabulary made her sound like she grew up in the 1800s instead of the 21st century There were moments when I had to go back and re read sentences just so I could understand what had happened It couldn t have hurt for Malkin to use regular words instead of words that made her 17 year old character sound like a woman in her 30s from the 1800sThe romanceAs mentioned earlier Swoon was trying too hard to be like Twilight and other YA novels with a mysterious bad boy love interest Except Sin is not a bad boy He is just a bad character And for some reason Dice is in love with him because he s hot Give me a fucking breakThis also brings another Moden pan vaknar nahi problem with the romance and that is the instalove Yes this is an instalove book I ll admit there are a lot of hot guys out there and if I think they re hot I think they re hot However that does not mean I will also love them at first sight They could be a dick and when I find out they are like that any attraction I felt goes down the drain and I move onDice on the other hand completely ignores all logic and cognitive thinking and falls in love with Sin at first sight Here s where I get angry at Dice for being a complete idiot in love Sin wants to take revenge on the town of Swoon At a Tree & Shrub Gardening for British Columbia party for the elderly he starts a fire at the banuet they are at and kills two A Professional Engagement people He was seen laughing And what does Dice do Forgets that ever happens and is still in love with him This made me angry at her Dice he killed two Handbuch zur deutschen Grammatik people and laughed at their deaths That is a massive red flag for you to get rid of him and fall in love with a regular guy But no she is still in love with him She wants to jump on that golem dick because it s the only thing that gives her life any meaning Sin is not a bad boy character trope He s a bad Fish 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Demon Dice accidentally sets Sin loose gives him flesh makes him formidable Now she must destroy an even potent and irresistible adversary before the whole town succumbs to Sin's will Only trouble is she's in love with him What do you do when the boy of your dreams is too bad to be tru. I got to that rape scene and was done I just couldn t do it Two women I love and respect to my very core who I shall not name are rape victims One of them has talked about it with me It almost ruined her life And to see a author of YA romance fiction treat it like a joke made me cry I m serious I cried I cried because young girls are reading this and think that rape is funny They might think that no one will care if they scream for help Or maybe the one that really gets me those young girls will think that they deserve this punishmentThat scene was a big FUCK YOU to people men and women mind you like my friends Ms Malkin it s people like you that make me sick It s people like you who give me no hope for the future Think before you write especially in a genre like YA Rape is a terrible act that haunts many people around the world It has ruined and shattered lives beyond repair It has caused people to kill themselves And you treat it like a joke I don t know if I can do it any Read these awful YA books that have been coming out sense Twilight The same formula the terrible morals the TSTL heroine and the love interest always being the bad boy or jackass Fuck it all All Night Long (Nannies, potent and irresistible adversary before the whole town succumbs to Sin's will Only trouble is she's in love with him What do you do when the boy of your dreams is too bad to be tru. I got to that rape scene and was done I just couldn t do it Two women I love and respect to my very core who I shall not name are rape victims One of them has talked about it with me It almost ruined her life And to see a author of YA romance fiction treat it like a joke made me cry I m serious I cried I cried because young girls are reading this and think that rape is funny They might think that no one will care if they scream for help Or maybe the one that really gets me those young girls will think that they deserve this The Freeze-Frame Revolution people men and women mind you like my friends Ms Malkin it s The New-York Review, and Atheneum Magazine, Vol. 2 people like you that make me sick It s Mon patron voulait que je tape les seins nus people like you who give me no hope for the future Think before you write especially in a genre like YA Rape is a terrible act that haunts many His Christmas Cowgirl (Wildflower Ranch people around the world It has ruined and shattered lives beyond repair It has caused The Doctors Dating Bargain people to kill themselves And you treat it like a joke I don t know if I can do it any Read these awful YA books that have been coming out sense Twilight The same formula the terrible morals the TSTL heroine and the love interest always being the bad boy or jackass Fuck it all

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E and her spirit intertwines with that of a ghost His name Sinclair Youngblood Powers His mission Revenge And while Pen is oblivious to the possession Dice is all too aware of Sin She's intensely drawn to him but not at all crazy about the havoc he's wreaking Determined to exorcise the. I am sort of sad that Nina Malkin is not a Goodreads author because this review will be somewhat in vain and this crazy tour around Inansityville will continue unhindered Because seriously This piece of trash has a seuel and where there is one there are many This I have learnt from Twilight and ShiverBasically this one reads like a Mills and Boon Blaze novel and Twilight were left to their own devices and managed to procreate even though the parts were not uite compatibleThis is YA erotica And like most normal erotica the plot is a farce The characters are stupid The plot Wait Covered that pointIt is The Worst Book Ever And I have experienced plenty of bad His Christmas Cowgirl (Wildflower Ranch possession Dice is all too aware of Sin She's intensely drawn to him but not at all crazy about the havoc he's wreaking Determined to exorcise the. I am sort of sad that Nina Malkin is not a Goodreads author because this review will be somewhat in vain and this crazy tour around Inansityville will continue unhindered Because seriously This The Doctors Dating Bargain piece of trash has a seuel and where there is one there are many This I have learnt from Twilight and ShiverBasically this one reads like a Mills and Boon Blaze novel and Twilight were left to their own devices and managed to The Collection procreate even though the Whispers of Feathers parts were not uite compatibleThis is YA erotica And like most normal erotica the Mount série tome 3 - L'empire du mal plot is a farce The characters are stupid The Entrepreneurial Vernacular plot Wait Covered that Advanced C Programming by Example pointIt is The Worst Book Ever And I have experienced Poslije svega (After, plenty of bad


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  1. says:

    Swoon is another book from Simon and Schuster's spring release list the hardcover hits bookstores May 2009 And all I can ask myself is

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    1 starWhen Twilight was released there was a rise in YA paranormal romance It was already there but Twilight jumpstarted the surge of paranormal romance Post Twilight brought many new authors into the fray of writing stories of the main character meeting the paranormal hottie Whether they be vampires werewolves or any othe

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    Beware fellow readers The blurb may seem promising but DO NOT BE TAKEN IN I'd love to meet the person who wrote the blurb as I think I can safely say all who read this book have done so because of it I picked up Swoon expecting a pretty generic but hopefully enjoyable readSadly I was misled I wanted to be a trooper and bravely carry

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    Swoon was totally not what I was expecting And not in a bad way just much dark edgy and sensual than I had anticipated In the vast sea of ya paranormals this one definitely left it’s mark on me Malkin has a way with words originally I was intimidated by the size well actually I was just afraid it would take me awhile t

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    I didn't really care that the content was adult and by adult I mean I've read cleaner sex scenes in trashy adult romance novels It was just the extent of it On EVERY PAGE Fondlingsexorgies? Seriously? This is Young Adult Lit? I thoug

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    I am sort of sad that Nina Malkin is not a Goodreads author because this review will be somewhat in vain and this crazy tour around Inansityv

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    Soapbox Review to come I told myself that I was doing very well this year without having read a single book that

  8. says:

    Is it just me or do YA authors strive to disprove everything they teach us about drugs in high school? I mean first it was Holly Black in Valiant now it's Nina Malkin Not to mention Alyson Noel's Ever where heroine Ever Bloom gets over her budding alcoholism in less than a minute I mean are they lying to us in school when they say it takes one go to become a cocaine addict or are these authors bullshitting with us? I'm well aware that alcoh

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    I got to that rape scene and was done I just couldn't do it Two women I love and respect to my very core who I shall not name are rape victims One of them has talked about it with me It almost ruined her life And to see a author of YA romance fiction treat it like a joke made me cry I'm serious I cried I cried because y

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    Swoon Connecticut population 500 or so and with no cell phone reception seems a pretty dull hamlet to 17 year old Candice Dice Moskow whose par