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  1. says:

    Some of Mr Hiaasen's stories are good and some are not This is aimed for a younger audience 1 of 10 stars

  2. says:

    Ahoy there me mateys A while back I was introduced to this author because of a cat on the cover of scat I enjoyed

  3. says:

    I really enjoy Hiassen's books preferring his adult fare This book is written for tweens not even young adults The humor is pretty dumbed down eg MeTube and other misnamed social media platforms The basic story made little sense Father abandons family but sends a monthly check Mother is kind of cuckoo and moves around Florida to be near bald eagle nests The son decides to track down father despite his simmering anger and finds him with a

  4. says:

    Filled with colorful characters leading atypical lives Carl Hiaasen's junior novels never fail to keep me guessing In Suirm

  5. says:

    Carl Hiaasen's juvenile books are never as whacked out as those he writes for adults Still he manages to get a pro environment and anti development message into all of his books as well as his love of Florida This time Billy Dickens is a middle school kid who likes snakes sticks up for downtrodden classmates and has absolutely no relationship to his long estranged father That all changes when he discovers his father's address and embarks o

  6. says:

    Y'all I'm doing better in 2019 This review is only weeks late as opposed to months or a year cough coughSPOILER ALERTThis is not a review It is a rant There will be spoilersI Ok So let me just say this book made

  7. says:

    Billy Dickens is living his sixth Florida town because his mother insists on living within 15 minutes of a bald ea

  8. says:

    Carl Hiaasen does it again This is a delightful book that unites a couple of Florida kids with their AWOL father who has a new family in Montana Dad goes out on secret missions and the Florida boy and Montana native American girl te

  9. says:

    I loved this book It is an amazing way to inspire a hike It is a beautiful story about family The book is funny at points but also h

  10. says:

    It was a lot of fun and with a good message but felt like it lacked a lot of Hiaasen's usual humor

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Some facts about Billy Dickens He once saw a biker swerve across the Ahoy there me mateys A while back I was introduced to this author because of a cat on the cover of scat I enjoyed that book so much that I decided to listen to all of Hiaasen s other juvenile books This be a review of the other four books hoot flush chomp suirm These books have some common themes All of them involve a young boy who lives in Florida gets bullied loves animals has a uirky sense of humor makes new friends and saves the day Weird names also seem to be a trend While the bad guys are very two dimensional the good guys are uirky and fun Also there tends to be loving if odd parents involved which is nicehoot This was apparently a best novel nominee for the Newbery medal I also think at some point I watched some of the movie with me nephews In this one Roy Eberhardt moves to Florida He is chosen to be the school bully Dana Matherson s new punching bag It is while being smashed into the school bus window that Roy first sees the running boy who is running away from the school bus and appears to be wearing no shoes Roy is pulled into a mystery to find out who the boy is and what he is doing The running boy is called Mullet Fingers and is on a uest to fight a pancake house and save the owls I loved Roy and the girl Beatrice I loved the pancake house actressflush In this one a boy named Noah is determined to help his dad stop the local casino boat from dumping sewage into the water His sister Abbey joins in Me favourite character was Shelley There are side plots about the kids trying to save their parents marriage Also this is one of those books where the dad actually acknowledges faults and takes steps to improve I particularly loved the family dynamics in this onechomp This was me other favourite This book follows a boy named Wahoo worst name ever as he works with his dad as an animal wrangler for a wildlife reality tv show His friend Tuna second worse name ever joins him on location This was a tongue in cheek look at reality television and made me laugh The reality star Derek Badger is something else It is over the top and ridiculous and I loved itsuirm This book was slightly different in that part of it takes place in Montana and there is an absent dad who certainly doesn t win any awards for best parent In this book Billy is determined to meet his father and gets answers to his uestions Like in hoot snakes are a major theme For me this plot was the strangest There is supposed to be a mystery in terms of what the exactly Billy s father does for a living The answer was not that interesting to me and the dad seemed to be an idiot in general I did like Billy thoughI was very glad to read these books They are rather lighthearted and silly but I can see the appeal for younger readers They certainly appealed to this older one too Me personal preference of reading order be scat chomp flush hoot then suirm Scat and chomp in particular had some laugh out loud moments I highly recommend ArrrCheck out me other reviews at Discoveries parents involved which is nicehoot This was apparently a best novel nominee for the Newbery medal I also think at some A Fire Within: Sekret Machines Series, Book 2 point I watched some of the movie with me nephews In this one Roy Eberhardt moves to Florida He is chosen to be the school bully Dana Matherson s new Idenics punching bag It is while being smashed into the school bus window that Roy first sees the running boy who is running away from the school bus and appears to be wearing no shoes Roy is Night Owl Loonette pulled into a mystery to find out who the boy is and what he is doing The running boy is called Mullet Fingers and is on a uest to fight a Deadshifted (Edie Spence, pancake house and save the owls I loved Roy and the girl Beatrice I loved the El agujero del infierno pancake house actressflush In this one a boy named Noah is determined to help his dad stop the local casino boat from dumping sewage into the water His sister Abbey joins in Me favourite character was Shelley There are side The Essential Jim Brickman, Vol. 4 (Piano/Vocal/Chords) plots about the kids trying to save their Teddy parents marriage Also this is one of those books where the dad actually acknowledges faults and takes steps to improve I Calling Me Home particularly loved the family dynamics in this onechomp This was me other favourite This book follows a boy named Wahoo worst name ever as he works with his dad as an animal wrangler for a wildlife reality tv show His friend Tuna second worse name ever joins him on location This was a tongue in cheek look at reality television and made me laugh The reality star Derek Badger is something else It is over the top and ridiculous and I loved itsuirm This book was slightly different in that The Taint of Lovecraft part of it takes Mr. Francis Wife place in Montana and there is an absent dad who certainly doesn t win any awards for best The Shadow People parent In this book Billy is determined to meet his father and gets answers to his uestions Like in hoot snakes are a major theme For me this The Aliens Mate (Warriors of Luxiria, plot was the strangest There is supposed to be a mystery in terms of what the exactly Billy s father does for a living The answer was not that interesting to me and the dad seemed to be an idiot in general I did like Billy thoughI was very glad to read these books They are rather lighthearted and silly but I can see the appeal for younger readers They certainly appealed to this older one too Me Degrees of Elevation personal Demons, Yes--But Thank God for Good Angels preference of reading order be scat chomp flush hoot then suirm Scat and chomp in The Pride and Prejudice Movie Cookbook particular had some laugh out loud moments I highly recommend ArrrCheck out me other reviews at

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Suirm by Carl Hiaasen

Road in order to run over a snake Later that motorcycle somehow end Y all I m doing better in 2019 This review is only weeks late as opposed to months or a year cough coughSPOILER ALERTThis is not a review It is a rant There will be spoilersI Ok So let me just say this book made me VERY uncomfortable to put it lightly I wanted to DNF so many times but I was 62% in and I couldn t let all my strife be for naughtSo first I read all of the previous books in the series It s been a while give or take eight or so years But if I remember correctly the books were all kinda cooky happened in Florida everglades esue the main character was also always kinda weird obsessed with one animal or another but it was what it was I remember seeing the book had come out and being interested Just so happens I m scrolling through the kindle shop they got me with that 99 three month kindle unlimited thing and I see that the book is on sale for 199 there was a reason so of course I buy it I mean come onI don t know if I m just getting on in my years twenty will do that to you or if this book was just a wreck but I m banking on the latterSo basic gist main character s name is Billy he obsessed with snakes a loner Strange But expected He lives with his mom and his sister dad is a dead beat who left when Billy was four three but he sends a check every month Okay not so bad Will say that I was not believing this skinny little twelve year old picked up a whole grown woman to stop her from getting trampled by a bison Like boy let her do her take her selfies and get trampledNow Billy s mother is a bit of a weirdo also She s obsessed with eagles As in they literally move every few years so that they can be near an eagle nest Weird But not unexpected Also the mom is also uite taken with animals especially birds who mate for life May or may not have to do with her failed love life but I dunnoBilly s sister has really no character She s just a catalyst through which the author mocks social media through the clueless Billy She s just there to take selfies and use facegram or instatube or whatever Billy mixing up the names of social media sites was not remotely funnyNow here s where it gets messy The dad So dead beat walks out on his wife and his two kids and moves to Minnesota correct me if I m wrong didn t really try to commit any of this to memory to save animals with a droneYes you read that right Like he legit scares off animals with a drone so they won t get offed by poachers Like I said I might just be too old Maybe it was supposed to be funnyorsomething And this is where it gets worse The Native American aspect The book series on a whole kind of speaks towards animal conservation endangered species and all that good stuff In THIS particular book however the author puts this same idea towards Native Americans And it just feelsoff Like he s putting them in the same place as the bison that almost got killed off I dunno it was just weird all around So any who drone boy who as I said left his whole family in Florida and moved to Minnesota is now married they don t actually get officially married they just go on a camping trip along with the new step daughter and call it a day which also left a bad taste in my mouth like okaaay to a Native American woman whose name is something like Thunder Sky Hawk something to that effect who also has a daughter around the same age as Billy Somehow this guy inherited some money so he s well off nobody knows or he thinks they don t so he lies and says he has a job with the government so they won t know that he really is still an idiot This guy has no good characteristics The new wife Lil okay so now I think I have her name Little Thunder Sky don t take my word for it which Billy s mom remarks is simply beautiful The dynamic was all kinds of weird here cause the author was giving all kinds of vibes that Billy s mom still wants to be married to his idiot dad Y all it s a messThe stepdaughter Summer So this girl is sooo annoying She s so happy that their white savior rescued them from the rez but at the same time feels so separated from her people the Crow as she lets us know MULTIPLE times throughout the book She s also complete with a full indian abusive dad who is now rotting in jail At one point they are scaring off an animal so the poacher they re following around won t bag it Drone Boy is blowing a whistle snake boy is blowing a car horn and full blood Crow Summer is out here banging on a tree like a mad woman It just made me so uncomfortable Also she thought it made sense to tell a man with no morals a stinking rich poacher with A GUN that he better not do anything to her cause she is FULL CROW HUH I was legit waiting to see that the author was a LEAST 116 Crow cause he just went and exploited these people so much Belittled them Euated them to animals Tried to act politically correct by saying that the white man really freaking messed their lives up but then turns around and has them looking up to this lying dumb behind man if he can be called that He s not stable Like whyyyAlso was VERY surprised by the amount of inappropriate words in this book I mean a few words were starred out but I can t believe this is being sold as MG This whole book is just wreck I regret everything Poslije svega (After, put it lightly I wanted to DNF so many times but I was 62% in and I couldn t let all my strife be for naughtSo first I read all of the Die Herrenschneiderei previous books in the series It s been a while give or take eight or so years But if I remember correctly the books were all kinda cooky happened in Florida everglades esue the main character was also always kinda weird obsessed with one animal or another but it was what it was I remember seeing the book had come out and being interested Just so happens I m scrolling through the kindle shop they got me with that 99 three month kindle unlimited thing and I see that the book is on sale for 199 there was a reason so of course I buy it I mean come onI don t know if I m just getting on in my years twenty will do that to you or if this book was just a wreck but I m banking on the latterSo basic gist main character s name is Billy he obsessed with snakes a loner Strange But expected He lives with his mom and his sister dad is a dead beat who left when Billy was four three but he sends a check every month Okay not so bad Will say that I was not believing this skinny little twelve year old Calling Cards: Uncover Your Calling picked up a whole grown woman to stop her from getting trampled by a bison Like boy let her do her take her selfies and get trampledNow Billy s mother is a bit of a weirdo also She s obsessed with eagles As in they literally move every few years so that they can be near an eagle nest Weird But not unexpected Also the mom is also uite taken with animals especially birds who mate for life May or may not have to do with her failed love life but I dunnoBilly s sister has really no character She s just a catalyst through which the author mocks social media through the clueless Billy She s just there to take selfies and use facegram or instatube or whatever Billy mixing up the names of social media sites was not remotely funnyNow here s where it gets messy The dad So dead beat walks out on his wife and his two kids and moves to Minnesota correct me if I m wrong didn t really try to commit any of this to memory to save animals with a droneYes you read that right Like he legit scares off animals with a drone so they won t get offed by Cities of God poachers Like I said I might just be too old Maybe it was supposed to be funnyorsomething And this is where it gets worse The Native American aspect The book series on a whole kind of speaks towards animal conservation endangered species and all that good stuff In THIS Gravitys Rainbow particular book however the author Daisy Malone and the Blue Glowing Stone puts this same idea towards Native Americans And it just feelsoff Like he s Pretend God Is Deaf putting them in the same Cased Images & Tintypes KwikGuide place as the bison that almost got killed off I dunno it was just weird all around So any who drone boy who as I said left his whole family in Florida and moved to Minnesota is now married they don t actually get officially married they just go on a camping trip along with the new step daughter and call it a day which also left a bad taste in my mouth like okaaay to a Native American woman whose name is something like Thunder Sky Hawk something to that effect who also has a daughter around the same age as Billy Somehow this guy inherited some money so he s well off nobody knows or he thinks they don t so he lies and says he has a job with the government so they won t know that he really is still an idiot This guy has no good characteristics The new wife Lil okay so now I think I have her name Little Thunder Sky don t take my word for it which Billy s mom remarks is simply beautiful The dynamic was all kinds of weird here cause the author was giving all kinds of vibes that Billy s mom still wants to be married to his idiot dad Y all it s a messThe stepdaughter Summer So this girl is sooo annoying She s so happy that their white savior rescued them from the rez but at the same time feels so separated from her Las Puertas Del Amor people the Crow as she lets us know MULTIPLE times throughout the book She s also complete with a full indian abusive dad who is now rotting in jail At one Discoveries point they are scaring off an animal so the A Fire Within: Sekret Machines Series, Book 2 poacher they re following around won t bag it Drone Boy is blowing a whistle snake boy is blowing a car horn and full blood Crow Summer is out here banging on a tree like a mad woman It just made me so uncomfortable Also she thought it made sense to tell a man with no morals a stinking rich Idenics poacher with A GUN that he better not do anything to her cause she is FULL CROW HUH I was legit waiting to see that the author was a LEAST 116 Crow cause he just went and exploited these Night Owl Loonette people so much Belittled them Euated them to animals Tried to act Deadshifted (Edie Spence, politically correct by saying that the white man really freaking messed their lives up but then turns around and has them looking up to this lying dumb behind man if he can be called that He s not stable Like whyyyAlso was VERY surprised by the amount of inappropriate words in this book I mean a few words were starred out but I can t believe this is being sold as MG This whole book is just wreck I regret everything

Read ´ E-book, or Kindle E-pub Æ Carl Hiaasen

Ed up at the bottom of a canal Billy isn't the type to let things go I loved this book It is an amazing way to inspire a hike It is a beautiful story about family The book is funny at points but also has a sense of mystery The characters are lovable and fun Tusculan Disputations, I and Scipios Dream points but also has a sense of mystery The characters are lovable and fun