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  1. says:

    Audiobook read by David SedarisOverall I really liked listening to David read his diaries I liked it a lotbut it grew on me I only listened to about 1 or 2 hours of it a day It was 13 hours long in length I would have gone

  2. says:

    Find all of my reviews at I even begin this ramble I feel a disclaimer should probably be provided regarding these 4 Star

  3. says:

    Dear Diary I read this book recently that was completely in diary format since the author had in fact published 25 years of diary entries Vol

  4. says:

    David Sedaris explains in the Introduction of his new book that “in the UK if you discover something of value and keep it that's theft by finding”Thus a great title was born and it suits the general theme of David's diaries But I have a suggestion for two alternative titles for this collection one borrowed from Garth B

  5. says:

    Every year it seems in any undergrad English class the works of David Sedaris pop up as expected reading material I did like the basic concept of this book but the humor to me seemed very vulgar and not particularly funny and the stories themselves were wallowing in the depravity of the worst life has to offer going nowhere and presenting stuff that was either totally pointless or just weird Maybe it's just m

  6. says:

    It's a free country Anybody can write about any old thing they want in their diary of course But it is beyond me why in this highly selective published version of his Sedaris would choose to include so many—dozens and dozens of—entries that record in great othering detail his observations of disabled and mentally ill strangers I have long had a complicated relationship with his writings; now I'm turned off of him probably fo

  7. says:

    David Sedaris is so authentically David Sedaris This first collection of his diaries reveal him as everything you'd expec

  8. says:

    David Sedaris is funny And he's funny in his own way It's like his humor comes in its own flavor that you can't find anywhere else Which is why when he has a new book come out it's an event This book is a collection of Sedaris's old diaries I winced at the idea for a minute then decided it'd still be worth reading I wasn't wrong T

  9. says:

    “In order to record your life you sort of need to live it” 35 starsSo “Theft By Finding” great title is pretty straightforwardit is 25 years of selected diary entries written by Mr Sedaris The text features a lovely

  10. says:

    I read this in print upon publication in 2017 but I’ve been working on the interior of our house and well Sedaris on audio is ALWAYS a great distraction So I’ve been doing a bit of audio multitasking lately I was fortunate enough to meet this delightful weirdo twice and get my book signed He’s one of my favorites This first

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David Sedaris tells all in a book that is literally a lifetime in the makingFor forty years David Sedaris has kept a diary in which he records everything that captures his attention overheard comments salacious gossip soap opera plot twists secrets confided by total strangers These observations are the source code for his finest work and through the. Find all of my reviews at I even begin this ramble I feel a disclaimer should probably be provided regarding these 4 Stars If you have not yet had the privilege of experiencing David Sedaris essays you most definitely should not begin with Theft By Finding Pick up any one of his other collections and read that first Then repeat Repeat again until you reach superfan status and you ve started fantasizing about how delightful it would be to wear him around like a skinsuit as a beck and call boy for your constant amusement That s totally normal right Right When you reach that point of fandom you re ready for this Theft By Finding Diaries 1977 2002 is exactly what the title states various diary entries that span several decades Sedaris himself said this book should be read in snippets If you are of the ilk this would be a perfect selection to have readily available whilst sitting on the throne Since my gastrointestinal system is of the all or nothing variety TMI Naaaaaah and I wouldn t dream of defiling my lobster s work in that manner I can t confirm or deny if this is the way to go I can however confirm that the early years are a rough read as you follow Sedaris from his 20s in Raleigh where he than dabbled in methamphetamines and underemployment as a starving artist while consuming daily feasts at the local IHOP You LITERALLY read the phone book as well as random recipes and lists of what he got for Christmas and various other nonsense like what happened that day on As the World Turns or the off color joke a co worker told him that dayIf you can get through the first 20% or so it becomes smoother sailing David puts down the meth pipe and details his initial successes as a playwright in New York City all the way to becoming a best selling author and residing in Paris He lets you in on his family history including his mother s death and his sister s battle with mental illness and includes some truly poignant entries Last night under the stars in a pasture in our sleeping bags I poured my guts out and said things I was afraid to admit even to myself And you know it felt good and not as hopeless as I thought All that had been inside for so long While I could have lived without the never ending submissions regarding his various French classes unforgettable moments in history are documented within its bindings There is a new cancer that strikes only homosexual men I heard about it on the radio tonight Hugh and I awoke to the news that Princess Diana has been killed literally hounded to death by photographers Last night on TV I watched people jump from the windows of the World Trade Center As well as monumental moments in his personal history This spring I am if I m not mistaken in love Most importantly around the 25% mark Amy moves to the same town and made my life complete when her various antics began being included Amy and I went to Hoffritz to find Dad a Father s Day gift Our original idea was to buy him a knife but in the end we spent 72 on a vibrator It s a Panasonic with a long stem and a thickish disk on top designed so you can reach behind yourself and work out the kinks in your back and shoulders We also figured he ll use it on his dog Our father s going to love this Amy said to the saleswoman as we laid the vibrator on the counter The woman smiled The next time we see him though I bet his front teeth are all chipped The smile faded Amy is the kind of asshole I dream of becoming one day Hysterical with absolutely no filter David and I both tend to be of the George Constanza variety when not in writing There was little to no doubt in my mind when I reuested an advanced copy that I would be denied so I immediately put myself on pre hold at the library well before the release date Words cannot express how happy I am now that I did not read this early since it allows me to uote the story that caused uite the embarrassing moment at work Lisa told me that the previous day she d accidentally put a used Kotex through the wash It went through the dryer as well and when it came out Bob held it up saying These aren t supposed to be laundered on their own are they Lisa said she guessed not and Bob asked why she d washed just one of them I looked for the other and couldn t find it anywhere The other Lisa said Shoulder pad Bob said Isn t that what we ve been talking about He handed here the fluffy clean Kotex still warm and she put it in her dresser drawer until he left the room I read that during lunch yesterday and while I was trying to muffle my laughter my supervisor confused the noise for hysterical sobbing At that point there was no way I was going to be able get myself back under control and well Due a combination of Sedaris epic rise in fame here in flyover country along with my crippling phobia of strangers in crowds I most likely will never be brave enough to attend one of his readings and officially declare us besties for the resties But we ll always have our mutual love of America s best television program as an unbreakable bond And he won t have to bother getting one of those pesky restraining orders against me Winner winner chicken dinner You ll always be my lobster though David Always The Doctor Takes a Princess years David Sedaris has kept a diary in which he records everything that captures his attention overheard comments salacious gossip soap opera plot twists secrets confided by total strangers These observations are the source code for his finest work and through the. Find all of my reviews at I even begin this ramble I feel a disclaimer should probably be provided regarding these 4 Stars If Rescued by the Viking you have not The Australians Society Bride yet had the privilege of experiencing David Sedaris essays Master of Maramba you most definitely should not begin with Theft By Finding Pick up any one of his other collections and read that first Then repeat Repeat again until Daring to Date the Boss you reach superfan status and Sasvim skromni darovi you ve started fantasizing about how delightful it would be to wear him around like a skinsuit as a beck and call boy for Larenzos Christmas Baby your constant amusement That s totally normal right Right When Protective Instincts (Mission: Rescue you reach that point of fandom Protecting His Brothers Bride you re ready for this Theft By Finding Diaries 1977 2002 is exactly what the title states various diary entries that span several decades Sedaris himself said this book should be read in snippets If Claimed by a Cowboy (Hill Country Heroes you are of the ilk this would be a perfect selection to have readily available whilst sitting on the throne Since my gastrointestinal system is of the all or nothing variety TMI Naaaaaah and I wouldn t dream of defiling my lobster s work in that manner I can t confirm or deny if this is the way to go I can however confirm that the early Bluegrass Christmas (Kentucky Corners, years are a rough read as Forced Alliance you follow Sedaris from his 20s in Raleigh where he than dabbled in methamphetamines and underemployment as a starving artist while consuming daily feasts at the local IHOP You LITERALLY read the phone book as well as random recipes and lists of what he got for Christmas and various other nonsense like what happened that day on As the World Turns or the off color joke a co worker told him that dayIf Where Theres Smoke you can get through the first 20% or so it becomes smoother sailing David puts down the meth pipe and details his initial successes as a playwright in New York City all the way to becoming a best selling author and residing in Paris He lets The Santangeli Marriage you in on his family history including his mother s death and his sister s battle with mental illness and includes some truly poignant entries Last night under the stars in a pasture in our sleeping bags I poured my guts out and said things I was afraid to admit even to myself And Here Lies Daniel Tate you know it felt good and not as hopeless as I thought All that had been inside for so long While I could have lived without the never ending submissions regarding his various French classes unforgettable moments in history are documented within its bindings There is a new cancer that strikes only homosexual men I heard about it on the radio tonight Hugh and I awoke to the news that Princess Diana has been killed literally hounded to death by photographers Last night on TV I watched people jump from the windows of the World Trade Center As well as monumental moments in his personal history This spring I am if I m not mistaken in love Most importantly around the 25% mark Amy moves to the same town and made my life complete when her various antics began being included Amy and I went to Hoffritz to find Dad a Father s Day gift Our original idea was to buy him a knife but in the end we spent 72 on a vibrator It s a Panasonic with a long stem and a thickish disk on top designed so Blood Bound (Unbound, you can reach behind Lady Gwendolen Investigates yourself and work out the kinks in Deadly Memories your back and shoulders We also figured he ll use it on his dog Our father s going to love this Amy said to the saleswoman as we laid the vibrator on the counter The woman smiled The next time we see him though I bet his front teeth are all chipped The smile faded Amy is the kind of asshole I dream of becoming one day Hysterical with absolutely no filter David and I both tend to be of the George Constanza variety when not in writing There was little to no doubt in my mind when I reuested an advanced copy that I would be denied so I immediately put myself on pre hold at the library well before the release date Words cannot express how happy I am now that I did not read this early since it allows me to uote the story that caused uite the embarrassing moment at work Lisa told me that the previous day she d accidentally put a used Kotex through the wash It went through the dryer as well and when it came out Bob held it up saying These aren t supposed to be laundered on their own are they Lisa said she guessed not and Bob asked why she d washed just one of them I looked for the other and couldn t find it anywhere The other Lisa said Shoulder pad Bob said Isn t that what we ve been talking about He handed here the fluffy clean Kotex still warm and she put it in her dresser drawer until he left the room I read that during lunch Captivating the Witch yesterday and while I was trying to muffle my laughter my supervisor confused the noise for hysterical sobbing At that point there was no way I was going to be able get myself back under control and well Due a combination of Sedaris epic rise in fame here in flyover country along with my crippling phobia of strangers in crowds I most likely will never be brave enough to attend one of his readings and officially declare us besties for the resties But we ll always have our mutual love of America s best television program as an unbreakable bond And he won t have to bother getting one of those pesky restraining orders against me Winner winner chicken dinner You ll always be my lobster though David Always

Summary Theft by Finding Diaries 1977 2002

Theft by Finding Diaries 1977 2002

M he has honed his cunning surprising sentencesNow Sedaris shares his private writings with the world Theft by Finding the first of two volumes is the story of how a drug abusing dropout with a weakness for the International House of Pancakes and a chronic inability to hold down a real job became one of the funniest people on the planetWritten with. Every year it seems in any undergrad English class the works of David Sedaris pop up as expected reading material I did like the basic concept of this book but the humor to me seemed very vulgar and not particularly funny and the stories themselves were wallowing in the depravity of the worst life has to offer going nowhere and presenting stuff that was either totally pointless or just weird Maybe it s just my sense of taste but to me a pornographic magazine story about a view spoiler man masturbating into a salad dressing bottle and feeding it to people hide spoiler Dangerous Melody (Treasure Seekers year it seems in any undergrad English class the works of David Sedaris pop up as expected reading material I did like the basic concept of this book but the humor to me seemed very vulgar and not particularly funny and the stories themselves were wallowing in the depravity of the worst life has to offer going nowhere and presenting stuff that was either totally pointless or just weird Maybe it s just my sense of taste but to me a pornographic magazine story about a view spoiler man masturbating into a salad dressing bottle and feeding it to people hide spoiler

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A sharp eye and ear for the bizarre the beautiful and the uncomfortable and with a generosity of spirit that even a misanthropic sense of humor can't fully disguise Theft By Finding proves that Sedaris is one of our great modern observers It's a potent reminder that when you're as perceptive and curious as Sedaris there's no such thing as a boring d. David Sedaris is funny And he s funny in his own way It s like his humor comes in its own flavor that you can t find anywhere else Which is why when he has a new book come out it s an event This book is a collection of Sedaris s old diaries I winced at the idea for a minute then decided it d still be worth reading I wasn t wrong This book is funny introspective and interesting It s not the best intro to Sedaris for new readers but fans will enjoy it Dangerous Melody (Treasure Seekers you're as perceptive and curious as Sedaris there's no such thing as a boring d. David Sedaris is funny And he s funny in his own way It s like his humor comes in its own flavor that Devoted to Drew you can t find anywhere else Which is why when he has a new book come out it s an event This book is a collection of Sedaris s old diaries I winced at the idea for a minute then decided it d still be worth reading I wasn t wrong This book is funny introspective and interesting It s not the best intro to Sedaris for new readers but fans will enjoy it