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N apple shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass shaped monsters To survive they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children While the As. Cameron Pierce s strength lies in his imagination I personally think an animation company should sign him on to come up with ideas for cartoons video games and stuff like that because his work does lend itself to that sort of thing The book itself is twisted entertaining and creative three traits that I rarely find all in one book This is the author s second book and in many ways it s better than the first There is a focus present that wasn t in the first Pierce has an extremely strong imagination and in Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden his first book he let it run so wild that it was sometimes distracting He seems to have gained some control over it now and so we have his sopho effort Ass Goblins of Auschwitz a bizarro sci fi horror exploitation novelThose looking for an Ilsa She Wolf of the SS clone should look elsewhere Though this book compares itself to a Nazi exploitation film it s really not at all like one except for the fact that it does feature Nazi death camp atrocities It s so outlandish as to not really be offensive I mean yeah it does have the Ass Goblins getting drunk on cider made from fermented child flesh but it s written so wildly that you don t really get the feeling that it s real kids being used The weakness of this book was also evident in his last book The imagery and descriptions overshadow the plot Sometimes it s almost like we don t get a full grasp on what s happening In some ways this is cool because it overwhelms you with Pierce s twisted creativity but sometimes it can also be very tiringI also found that there is a heavy Carlton Mellick III influence in the way Cameron uses words This isn t necessarily a bad thing since I believe CM3 in fact did influence Pierce and every author is bound to show their influences on their sleeve especially in their early works That being said this is like CM3 on hallucinogens It s like three Mellick books in oneOverall this is a worthwhile read that will have you laughing at the absurd atrocities of the Ass Goblins You will be in awe at what such a young writer could cook up Mischief and Marriage yeah it does have the Ass Goblins getting drunk on cider made from fermented child flesh but it s written so wildly that Cold Case, Hot Accomplice (Men of Wolf Creek, you don t really get the feeling that it s real kids being used The weakness of this book was also evident in his last book The imagery and descriptions overshadow the plot Sometimes it s almost like we don t get a full grasp on what s happening In some ways this is cool because it overwhelms Blackmailed Into the Greek Tycoons Bed (International Billionaires, you with Pierce s twisted creativity but sometimes it can also be very tiringI also found that there is a heavy Carlton Mellick III influence in the way Cameron uses words This isn t necessarily a bad thing since I believe CM3 in fact did influence Pierce and every author is bound to show their influences on their sleeve especially in their early works That being said this is like CM3 on hallucinogens It s like three Mellick books in oneOverall this is a worthwhile read that will have Her Husbands Christmas Bargain you laughing at the absurd atrocities of the Ass Goblins You will be in awe at what such a The Geography of Witchcraft young writer could cook up

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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

S Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children the twins plot their escape But it won't be easy They must overcome toilet toads cockrats ass dolls and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin child hybrids Forget everything you know about Auschwitzyou're about to be Shit Slaughtere. Conjoined twins 999 and 1001 are laborers in the prison camp of Auschwitz building bicycles from the corpses of kidnapped children under the tyrannical rule of the Ass Goblins farting butt shaped aliens with a penchant for cider made from fermented kiddies With their captors freuently drunk of child cider 999 and 1001 plot their escape only to find much weirder obsctacles in their pathPerhaps the most astonishing thing about ASS GOBLINS FROM AUSCHWITZ is that it manages to be shocking and audacious without going too far think of the notorious Nazisploitation films like ILSA SHE WOLF OF THE SS tempered with absurdist cartoonish humor a device that somehow both magnifies the horrific elements and makes them palatable Pierce adds a number of clever details black swastika shaped snowflakes that fall on the camp toilet toads and the mutation after effects on some of the Goblins medical experiments but he also weaves a whimsical almost Lewis Carroll esue side trip into the proceedings as if to acknowledge and alleviate some of the book s grimmer elementsWhile it s definitely not for all tastes ASS GOBLINS OF AUCHWITZ has become a classic in the bizarro genre and for good reason it s a fast paced wickedly original story that delivers the same guilty pleasures of a grindhouse era cult film If there was a college course on modern day bizarro fiction this book belongs on the syllabus Intensive Care you know about Auschwitzyou're about to be Shit Slaughtere. Conjoined twins 999 and 1001 are laborers in the prison camp of Auschwitz building bicycles from the corpses of kidnapped children under the tyrannical rule of the Ass Goblins farting butt shaped aliens with a penchant for cider made from fermented kiddies With their captors freuently drunk of child cider 999 and 1001 plot their escape only to find much weirder obsctacles in their pathPerhaps the most astonishing thing about ASS GOBLINS FROM AUSCHWITZ is that it manages to be shocking and audacious without going too far think of the notorious Nazisploitation films like ILSA SHE WOLF OF THE SS tempered with absurdist cartoonish humor a device that somehow both magnifies the horrific elements and makes them palatable Pierce adds a number of clever details black swastika shaped snowflakes that fall on the camp toilet toads and the mutation after effects on some of the Goblins medical experiments but he also weaves a whimsical almost Lewis Carroll esue side trip into the proceedings as if to acknowledge and alleviate some of the book s grimmer elementsWhile it s definitely not for all tastes ASS GOBLINS OF AUCHWITZ has become a classic in the bizarro genre and for good reason it s a fast paced wickedly original story that delivers the same guilty pleasures of a grindhouse era cult film If there was a college course on modern day bizarro fiction this book belongs on the syllabus

Cameron Pierce ë 5 Free read

It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz It is run by a fascist flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins who travel i. How is it I ve overlooked this undoubtedly fine piece of literature for so long


10 thoughts on “Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

  1. says:

    I am dreading the next book club meeting We'll be discussing This Republic of Suffering Death and the American Civ

  2. says:

    How is it I've overlooked this undoubtedly fine piece of literature for so long?

  3. says:

    In the first four pages of Cameron Pierce's As Goblins of Auschwitz a row of child slaves are molested one by one by a giant as shaped Nzi Goblin But by the time the main character pulls a bicycle made of other children out of his scrotum this will not seem shocking As Goblins of Auschwitz was a difficult book to read It's been 80 years or

  4. says:

    Let me guess? The ass with eyestalks covered in Nazi symbols is totally turning you away from this book Don't Go

  5. says:

    Cameron Pierce’s strength lies in his imagination I personally think an animation company should sign him on to come up with ideas for cartoons video games and stuff like that because his work does lend itself to that sort of thing The book itself is twisted entertaining and creative three traits that I rarely find all in one book This is the author’s second book and in many ways it’s better than the first There is a focus

  6. says:

    I really wanted this to be awesome I'm a big fan of weird I'm a big fan of gross I'm also a big fan of writing an

  7. says:

    I was sent this book by a friend who received it in error after ordering something else and who thought that I might be interested They were

  8. says:

    Conjoined twins 999 and 1001 are laborers in the prison camp of Auschwitz building bicycles from the corpses of kidnapped children under the tyrannical rule of the Ass Goblins farting butt shaped aliens with a p

  9. says:

    Josef Mengele and Sigmund Freud had a baby and Cameron Pierce shit on itThis book is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read and I could not put it down

  10. says:

    It was pointed out to me that my previous review did not include the fact that I recommend the book So here is a new reviewI was dared to read Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by friends Unable to turn down this dare I immediately got the e book and started reading it This was my introduction to the Bizarro genre and it was eye opening As a WWII hi