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Most know Androma Racella as the Bloody Baroness a powerful mercenary whose reign of terror stretches across the Mirabel Galaxy To those aboard her glass starship Marauder however she's just Andi their friend and fearless leaderBut when a routine mission goes awry the Marauder's all girl crew is tested as they find themselves in So I received an arc of this and I just I just can tIt s so stupid It s so badI was either cringing or laughing whilst reading this and only managed to get through 100 pages before I started skimmingThis is the flimsiest sci fi I ve encountered It s laughableSpoilers ahoyThe world building is SO LAME People are constantly described with kooky features red and white striped eyes webbed feeton someone who s evidently barefoot on a spaceship glowing eyes slitted nostrils horns covered in spikes and it s so stupid I assume they re all aliens But why are their other features human It s the laziest shit ever to just throw some random weird features on characters because you re in spaceOne of the main character has blue skin with scalesUh huh sureAnd the scales glowBut only when she s experiencing strong emotionAnd they can burn so hot they burn through fleshI was literally laughing my ass off when I read that It s so fucking stupidAnd it s caused by a genetic mutation that came from radiationAlso weren t Andi s eyes glowing in the first Zenith thing Did they remove that LMAOAnd what s with the planets being treated as countries Planets are HUGE are you fucking telling me several of these planets have ONE 1 leader Fuck off That s not how it worksTheir stupid names kept being tossed about with no explanation as wellSpeaking of stupid names if you re gonna throw strange words in your dialogue at least explain what it isWhat the fuck is Moon ChewNo seriously what is it And why can it kill you Andi grimaced as Lira pulled out a hunk of Moon Chew and popped it into her mouth That stuff can kill you you know I also find it absolutely hilarious that they completely removed their made up curse word fike from the book LMAOOOUghhhhhhSo The MarauderIt s a deadly and delicious spaceship made of glass But not just any glass no it s impenetrable glass with a fancy name And even though it s impenetrable it s got metal shields to slip on when being shot at Why Who knowsAnd yes it is actually referred to as deadly and delicious in this bookJfc if your ship is described as being impenetrableIsn t it impenetrableWhy does it need metal shields This is so stupidIt s super easy to just take over as well It takes what a chapter for whoever the fuck s after them to board the ship and just take it Again what are the fucking metal shields forAnd while we re at it why THE FUCK does this huge spaceship only have a crew of four people It takes WAY MORE than four people to run a spaceship Isn t that just common knowledge AND senseAnd perhaps the stupidest thing about this fucking book why are the escape pods disabled when the ship gets hit by an EMP The function of an escape pod is to use it to escape when the ship isn t working you fucking dipshitsAlso IDK if it s just me but a glass ship being hit by an EMP is just weird to me Shouldn t this supa speshul glass be able to block it What is the purpose of building a ship out of this glassHuhWhat was thatAesthetics Sarah J MaasOh OKThe Bloody Baroness aka Androma RacellaFirst of all WHOThe Bloody Baroness is the stupidest name I ve ever heardWhy baroness Is it from Harry Potter s bloody baron ghost dudeWhatever the reason it s ridiculous and you can t expect me to take her seriouslyEspecially because she s supposed to be this badass cold blooded killer yes Then why is she such a wuss Whenever we re in her POV she s just freaking out about everythingShe ANGSTS constantly and feels guilty about the people she s killedYet she kills them in a very brutal fashion and seems to enjoy itEven to the point of calling herself the Bloody Baroness Consistency who I don t know herAlso why does she have metal plates on her cheekbonesAND THEN THERE S THE BEST PART She is a space pirate Who fights people With katanas Electric Katanas She fights People Who Have Guns Guns With katanasShe also has white and purple hairEXCUSE MEWHITEANDPURPLEIS SHE AN INUYASHA VILLAINI MEAN COME ONThis is a character that has white and purple hair debatable glowing eyes fucking metal plated cheekbones and fights with electric katanas and angsts about murder whilst also enjoying it Again HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS CHARACTER SERIOUSLYOH and also at the end she is made a general aka leader of AN ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SASHA LINDSAY STOPDextro Arezinsert laugh track hereWhen we re in his POV he mentions the moon he was left to die on at least once a pageHim and Andi used to be together Is he the love interest Who the fuck caresHe is as bland as stale breadHe s low budget space WolverineHe keeps winkingStopLiraLira is blue she has blue fingers and is very blue with blue scales Moon Chew Uhh pilotOh she s blue don t cha knowGilly aka a Murder ChildHer personality is that she s a redhead and she is ruthless and a crybabyShe s played a lot of competitive overwatch and has got her golden gunsNot allowed to say Bad Words but very much allowed to do Bad Things because logicBreckShe s a giantThat s itNor SolisOoooow the edge xXxPLOT TWIST SHE S THE UEEN OF THE UNIVERSE PAINT MY PALACE IN BLOOD SO EDGY WOWFuck offSome Forgettable Prince Guy That They Rescue aka Vengeance Will Be MinePLOT TWISTSo lameThe PlotWhere is it Did they lose it This book is so fucking boringThe writing Her stomach dropped to her toes B for BadIt s stupid It tries to be all epic and dramatic but really isn tI don t know which parts are written by which authors but it s all really underwhelming and stupidAlso badVery very bad Her nightmares were like bloodstains Edgy It then says because they re impossible to get rid of which is not true Do they not get periods Does vanish not exist jokes aside this is a really stupid analogyAlso the dialogue is weird We need that Soleran ice mare who tried to eat Andi s throat with her teeth a few months ago Gilly said This is such a weird fucking sentence I don t know if they tried to make her seem immature It s still really fucking Bad This time it was so bright and so loud that it lit up the skies You are in space There are no skies and there is no sound FUcking dipshit oh my god AND THIS KEEPS HAPPENING Androma always runs until she finds a place to hide Well yes We also have this gem She had always loved the stars Even as a child she d dreamed of dancing among them But tonight she felt as if they were watching her waiting for her to fail Mocking little bastards Well they d be sorely disappointed Is she delusional as well Why is this here Is it supposed to be ironic since she does fail in just a few pages It s ridiculousWhat is mocking about stars What is so different in this instance from any other She says she s always loved them 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Zenith By Sasha Alsberg

A treacherous situation and at the mercy of a sadistic bounty hunter from Andi's pastMeanwhile across the galaxy a ruthless ruler waits in the shadows of the planet Xen Ptera biding her time to exact revenge for the destruction of her people The pieces of her deadly plan are about to fall into place unleashing a plot that will te I am much elouent on camera than in writing so please click here for my full video review15 stars Random pointless italicized words Repeating sentence structure for EMPHASIS but ultimately failed Hope is a raging asshole wet feline she flashed him her teeth Bloody Baroness Whaboom schtick from the BacheloretteHere s the link again if you missed it the first time Black Blue of a sadistic bounty hunter from Andi's pastMeanwhile across the galaxy a ruthless ruler waits in the shadows The Moe Manifesto of the planet Xen Ptera biding her time to exact revenge for the destruction Positive Church in a Negative World of her people The pieces Prince Philip Revealed of her deadly plan are about to fall into place unleashing a plot that will te I am much elouent Toad of Toad Hall on camera than in writing so please click here for my full video review15 stars Random pointless italicized words Repeating sentence structure for EMPHASIS but ultimately failed Hope is a raging asshole wet feline she flashed him her teeth Bloody Baroness Whaboom schtick from the BacheloretteHere s the link again if you missed it the first time

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Ar Mirabel in twoAndi and her crew embark on a dangerous soul testing journey that could restore order to their ship or just as easily start a war that will devour worlds As the Marauder hurtles toward the unknown and Mirabel hangs in the balance the only certainty is that in a galaxy run on lies and illusion no one can be truste I m so over books being published because of fame I get it that there s some work involved but it s so Ivanka Trump when people who are famous tell me in their high pitched fluttery voices I worked so hard just like everybody else to be successful and I m like no You re successful because you worked hard at being famous Big Difference Not the other way around God I miss that time in our society when hard work could get you places instead of working hard to be famous first I think this precedent for publishers to just select people that have incredible social media pull is just eye gouging I missed that time when writers had to do that thing what was it called again oh yeah Write a good book Die Visioene Van Johanna Brandt on a dangerous soul testing journey that could restore The Neuropsychology of Self Discipline order to their ship Where I’m Calling From or just as easily start a war that will devour worlds As the Marauder hurtles toward the unknown and Mirabel hangs in the balance the The Accidental Activist only certainty is that in a galaxy run Brenda has a dragon in her blood one can be truste I m so Divan Of Rudaki over books being published because Choice Stories for Children of fame I get it that there s some work involved but it s so Ivanka Trump when people who are famous tell me in their high pitched fluttery voices I worked so hard just like everybody else to be successful and I m like no You re successful because you worked hard at being famous Big Difference Not the Öbür Divan other way around God I miss that time in Summary of Homo Deus our society when hard work could get you places instead Koldbrann - parte 1: Rebeldes of working hard to be famous first I think this precedent for publishers to just select people that have incredible social media pull is just eye gouging I missed that time when writers had to do that thing what was it called again The Teams Milking Cow oh yeah Write a good book


10 thoughts on “Zenith By Sasha Alsberg

  1. says:

    So I received an arc of this and I just I just can'tIt's so stupid It's so badI was either cringing or laughing whilst reading this and only managed to get through 100 pages before I started skimmingThis is the flimsiest sci fi I've encountered It's laughableSpoilers ahoyThe world building is SO LAME People are c

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    Edit 47 After further reflection I've decided to drop my rating to 3 stars All of my previous likesdislikes of Zenith still stand but I feel 3 stars is a better representation of my positivesnegatives for this novel While there were so many things about Zenith that I enjoyed from an entertaining perspective the criticisms I have e

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    Thanks NetGalley for the eARC All opinions are my ownTrigger Warnings murder PTSD bad rep griefEDIT 200118 I’m not sure if I missed it but

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    FULL REVIEW WITH RECEIPTS NOW POSTED god this is a mess I don't even know where to start With the honestly awful writing The boring and poorly written characters the predictable plot I just don't know it's all a mess the concept is fine the

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    I am much elouent on camera than in writing so please click here for my full video review15 stars Random pointless italicized words Repeating

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    FIRST like mentioned before thatYes I am friends with SashaNO I am not being paid to review thisand ALL THOUGHTS ARE MY OWN I am 23 years old and just because I am friends with the other means I will review it positively I have even spoken to Sasha before I started and told her I would be honest and OF COURSE she understan

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    I'm so over books being published because of fame I get it that there's some work involved but it's so Ivanka Trump when people who are famous tell me in their high pitched fluttery voices I worked so hard just like everybody else to be successful and I'm like no You're successful because you worked hard at being

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    Watch my full video review here

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